Yes.

marinella-ela:
It took me a second to register how efficiently the cat engaged reverse gear…

ghostlycow:
un-solids-your-snake:
un-solids-your-snake:
un-solids-your-snake:
the-upholstered-desk:
un-solids-your-snake:
un-solids-your-snake:
So we have a little asshole raccoon for a cat, and whenever he hears the toilet flush, he immediately springs into the bathroom to play in the clean water, wash his paws in it, etc
Anyway, I was minding my business and heard hysterical laughter from the bathroom, followed by “oh god, help the cat, help him, oh my god” and I couldn’t get anything else out of him besides “piss” and insane laughter
Yeah, he heard water noises and ran straight through bf’s mighty stream
Me, flatly: “You pissed on the cat”
Bf, strangled through continuing laughter: “HE! HE- PISS- HE DID IT! I COULDNT- HE CAUSED THIS!”
The cat: hiding under the couch
I have not seen him in the bathroom even once today after that. The pissmonger’s toilet adventures may be over
100 notes for the little peepee boy
Btw the next day he got trapped in the laundry room and pissed all over bf’s clothes and directly next to the AC intake, making the entire house smell like cat piss. I told bf this was revenge against him and he was like “I’M NEVER GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN!”
Damn right lmao
200 notes for the little peepee boy
I mean if the notes happened to grow….
absolutely nOT YOU TAKE THAT BACK